ow i always forget what my period feels like until...
wtf am i doing
when you accidentally step on your pet's foot
Dog: IT'S OK I LOVE YOU ANYWAYS YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND COME ON LET'S GO PLAY!!!!!
Cat: What the fuck? Do you have any idea what you just did? You stepped on my fucking foot, you moron. I will not accept your apology so easily I'll just leave you for a while and hide and when you come near me I'll hiss at you bitch. Go on a diet you fatass maybe then it won't hurt so goddamn much.
ok thats cool just keep doing what you're doing
glittanigga: ask-limit: glittanigga: ok so im scared of blowing my nose in class and in 5th grade i decided i really needed to so i got up and did, and this kid was like “ew no don’t do that in here that’s gross” and i’ve never blown my nose in class since omg i thought i was the only one. youre not i hate doing it i have to do it right now and its killing me ;~; sniffles
no big deal not like i wanted to talk to you or...
not like im your girlfriend or anything
yencid: sandstorm: boyfriends first time playing ocarina of time 3ds him: uh babe, uh can i go into the lost woods? him: babe, the guy said i have to buy a sword and shield but where him: nO i dont want to go into the know it alls place him: WHERES THE SLINGSHOT him: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 23 IS NUMBER 1 him: oh babe i know where to go now me: oh really thats good him: yeah the stone told...